ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
– Disorder in the American Courts
Use small words: Do not utilize humongous designations.
Use regular words: Do not ply your arcane craft pursuant to the injunctions of your worser heavenly messengers.
Small words. Regular words. In both questions and answers. Try it.